I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
oh my. what a shock. an attractive ADULT actor has sex. safe sex. oh the horror. the horror. how could an actor who was famous as a child ever have sex. my childhood is ruined now that i know she has sex. i never knew she would ever do such a disgusting unnatural thing like have sex. i am appalled. wow.
dear everyone who says he’s a good person
he also punched goofy too, what an imbecile.
it’s so dumb that piercings and tattoos can impact your ability to find a job. employers shouldn’t be allowed to discriminate based on gender, race, sexual orientation, or level of punk-rockness
Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree
[ CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES ]
I fucking love Wonder Woman.
this has too many notes.
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why didn’t aladdin have nipples
if siamese twins have two separate vaginas do they get their periods at the same timewhy do sandwiches taste better cut diagonally
‘I Don’t Know What I Did But It Worked’ — A thrilling story about my academic life
If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong