BABY TIME LORDS ARE CALLED TIME TOTS AND IF YOU DONT THINK THATS THE CUTEST DOCTOR WHO-RELATED THING EVER THEN BYE
IF ANYONE EVER TELLS YOU THAT SUCKER PUNCH IS AIMLESS ALMOST-PORN FOR NERD BOYS YOU PUNCH THEM RIGHT IN THE THROAT BECAUSE THAT IS THE FURTHEST FROM THE TRUTH. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN BECAUSE I’M ABOUT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS GODDAMN MOVIE.
THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKING SELF-EMPOWERING, SO MIND-TWISTING WITH LAYERS AND LAYERS OF SETTING UNTIL YOU’RE LOST TO WHAT’S REAL AND WHAT’S FAKE. THESE GIRLS WHO ARE BEING PROSTITUTED AGAINST THEIR WILL FIGHT TO TAKE BACK THEIR BODIES THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN AND THEY WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THEY’RE FREE.
THE MUSIC IN THIS MOVIE MAKES YOU WANT TO SLAY A PLANET OF ZOMBIES AND KICK-ASS BOOTS AND SEQUINED SKIRTS BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT’S ABOUT. THESE GIRLS FUCKING DESTROY EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATHS IN MINI-SKIRTS THAT THEY KNOW THEY LOOK MORE BADASS THAN DEAN WINCHESTER IN AND THEY USE IT TO THEIR FUCKING ADVANTAGE AND IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S THE COOLEST SHIT I HOPE YOU HAVE TO RUN ACROSS A FIELD OF LEGOS AND PICK OUT EVERY SINGLE WHITE TWO-PIECE YOU LITTLE SHIT
THIS MOVIE IS SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT THOUGH.
THIS MOVIE TEACHES PEOPLE THAT YOU CAN /ALWAYS/ DO IT. YOU CAN ALWAYS MAKE IT THROUGH SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU’RE ALWAYS EQUIPPED. HENCE,
YOU HAVE ALL THE WEAPONS YOU NEED.
Dearest Fandoms,If you’ve ever loved a show that’s been cancelled,
if you’re bored on hiatus,
that is the sweetest promo i have ever seen in my entire life
<3 thanks love ^^
hannibal + alcohol
there’s always that one character where you’re like “tbh I love this character bc I am this character”
Seasons according to the North
IT IS THAT DAY IN MARCH TODAY
welcome to that day in march
fuck i’m going to miss this day in march
imagine actually making this scene. i bet the director said to the writers “ok. i want you all to imagine the most random assassination scenario ever.”
People who talk about “Hella” as an actual quantity are morons. I mean are we talking about the imperial or metric hella?
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak
#dont even get me started on bikini waxing